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 AnonIRCd
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-##### Try it out:
+#### Try it out!
 
-Connect to [z.1chan.us:6667](irc://z.1chan.us:6667) or [:6697 (SSL)](ircs://z.1chan.us:6697)
+Connect to [**z.1chan.us:6667**](irc://z.1chan.us:6667) or [**:6697 (SSL)**](ircs://z.1chan.us:6697).
 
-##### TODO:
-- database (sqlite for portability?)
-- admin/mod login via server password
-- admin/mod commands via /anonirc <args>
-- admins/mods can say something official in a channel, it will also come with a notice to grab attention
-- server admin password (set in config) allows global admin privileges
-- channel registration to three passwords (founder/admin/mod)
-  - only the founder and optionally some admins can regenerate these passwords
-  - each channel password can be supplied during connection as server password (e.g. #lobby/swordfish:#lounge/8ball) or via a command
-- private channels (+k implementation)
-- implement read locks...? are they necessary?
-- whois anonymous<#> easter egg, could be pre-programmed witty phrases/quotes
-- op users (locally) when they are logged in to a founder/admin/mod password for client compatibility
+All new clients auto-join a channel named `#`.  `/list` to see all non-secret channels.  `/join #anonirc` if you'd like to discuss the daemon.